1) I like to take tape off of things. I learned this while removing the tape label from one of my bottles.
2) Disposable diapers are fastened with tape. So you can undo the tape and remove your own poopy diaper. If you manage not to make a mess, your mama will find this amusing.
3) Standing up is much better than crawling or sitting because you can see more.
4) There is this museum piece under our television called a VCR. It has a mouth that you can stick your hand in.
5) If you stick your hand in the vcr's mouth, your mother and father will come running and yelling and make you take your hand out. Then your father will put a big piece of shiny tape called duct tape over the vcr's mouth.
6) Duct tape is stronger than diaper tape.
7) Sometimes, when you get to be ten-months-old, you have to change classes at daycare. This can be very frustrating if you love your teacher very much. I love Ms. Diane very much, but now I have to go to Ms. Nancy's class. I like Ms.Nancy better now than before. I had to get used to her first. I think I will love her very much too.
8) Dogs like crackers very much.
9) You can trick a dog into letting you pet it if you give it some of your cracker.
10) Mommies and Daddies don't like it when you give the dog some of your cracker.
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